For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything


Here's A Refresher Course ....


The liquid  inside young coconuts can be
used as a substitute for Blood  plasma.


No piece of  paper can be folded in half
more  than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll  wait...


Donkeys  kill more people annually
than  planecrashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Ass  )


You  burn more calories sleeping
than  you do watching television.


Oak  trees do not produce acorns until
they are fifty (50) years of  age or older.


The  first product to have a bar code
was  Wrigley's gum.


The  King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT  A MOUSTACHE

American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1)  olive from  each salad
served in first-class.

Venus  is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since  Venus is normally associated with
women, what does this tell  you ?)
(That women are going the 'right'  direction...?)


Apples,  not caffeine,
are  more efficient at waking you
up in the morning.

 
Most dust particles in  your house
are made from
DEAD  SKIN !

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung  cancer.
So  did the first 'Marlboro Man'.


Walt  Disney was afraid
OF  MICE!


PEARLS  DISSOLVE
IN  VINEGAR  !


The  three most valuable
brand names on earth:
Marlboro, 
Coca  Cola,
and  Budweiser, 
in  that  order.


It  is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but,  not downstairs.


A  duck's quack doesn't echo,
and  no one knows why.


Dentists  have recommended that a
toothbrushbe kept at least six (6)  feet away
from a toilet to  avoid airborne particles
resulting from the  flush.
(I  keep my toothbrush in the living room now  !)


And  the best for last....

Turtles  can breathe through their butts.
(I  know some people like that, don't YOU  ?)

So......................

Now You Know Everything!

Remember,  knowledge is everything,
...and  go move your toothbrush !

For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything