In Honor of Stupid People . . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

 


On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special? )

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On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving Suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)


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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)








On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)



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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construc tion accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)



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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(...I'm taking this because???....)




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On most brands of Christmas lights --
  
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)




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On a Japanese food processor --
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)



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On a child's Superman costume --
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)



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On a Swedish chainsaw --
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this ! happening some where?)




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Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...


 
IN HONOR OF STUPID PEOPLE