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Mixed Funnies |
New Wine for Seniors |
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot
Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. |
The new wine will be marketed as "PINO MORE" |
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE |
A Thanksgiving Wish MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP. MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS. MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!! |
