Mixed Funnies pg 3

I get this poem every winter & every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very

well written. Thought it might be a comfort to you, it was to me.
ENJOY!

' WINTER '
Shit !
It's cold!

The End

Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV,
there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings.
Apparently many of the terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like.

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

The Best Joke For 2010

George Bush,
Queen Elizabeth,

And,Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.The devil tells them it is for calling back to earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he
Is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."