Mixed Funnies pg 4

ANOTHER AMERICAN CONVERTS TO MUSLIM
Another American Converts to Islam

It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, has converted to
The Muslim faith and changed his name to
Kareem of Wheat.
You laughed. You know you did.

BULLSHIT Obingo!

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches more interesting... and God knows we need it. Just print out this page, distribute it to your friends, and go listen...
(be sure to read directions at the bottom)

Rules for Bull ... Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo" card.
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only two minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!"
for the third time in five minutes." - Mike., Burlington . Co

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in ther for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
the was a cop writing ou a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for haveing worn tires.
So my wife called him a sh..-head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes...
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker...
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.

In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,

he called his doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After and examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Varack and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,

"That tasted like bullsh*t!"

"It was." the doctor replied,
"Your were a quart low"

CDC Warning
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted
it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the
past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010
and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior
again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey,
and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.