Think about this:


     
1.  Cows


      2. The Constitution


      3. The Ten Commandments

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      COWS  
I vote that we give all the illegal aliens a cow everytime  
they come across the border and here is why:


      Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow...


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     THE CONSTITUTION


      They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore..


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      THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


      The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. I mean come on people think about it ....
it creates a hostile work environment.


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      Also, think about this ... if you don't want to
forward  this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART
OF THE  PROBLEM!
It is time for America to speak up!


      Yep, I passed it on!
 
Think about this: